I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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