Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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