ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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