Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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