Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
