I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
