is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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