does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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