Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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