Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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