I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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