Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I want to be your penis for a week.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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