ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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