Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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