I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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