at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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