you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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