Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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