Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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