Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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