I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
