Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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