I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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