Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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