all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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