but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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