Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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