No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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