omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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