I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
