Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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