Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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