ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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