Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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