Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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