escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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