Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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