I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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