did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
We need a shit load of segways right now
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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