I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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