I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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