fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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