My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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