oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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