I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
