can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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