Can i not drive my cunt home
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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