butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
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