i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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