Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
how does that bad decision feel?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
