Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the day after is always just damage control
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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