Your face is a jimmy john
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
What a dumb baby whore.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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