you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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