Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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